Land of Arthurian Dummies & Adventures
The medieval comedy where becoming a hero requires very unchivalrous behavior.
This is the story of Arthur, a humble 15-year-old peasant unaware of his royal heritage. Living under the guardianship of Sir Hector—whom he believes to be his biological father—fate (and a solid dose of clumsiness) leads him to stumble upon the legendary sword Excalibur, ending with his crowning as King of Camelot.
However, becoming a respected ruler is no easy feat when nobody in the kingdom takes you seriously. To rise from a mere peasant into a legendary Knight-Errant under your guidance, Arthur must learn to look out for himself... even if that means embracing less-than-noble arts like thievery, lying, deceit, trespassing, forgery, and bribery to right historical wrongs.
Join Arthur and his loyal sausage dog squire in a satirical adventure where hard-earned experience transforms an innocent boy into a warrior feared by his enemies—yet never without a healthy dose of comedy.
WHAT AWAITS YOU IN THE GAME?
Hero Evolution & Maturation: Experience Arthur's transformation across two distinct stages. Rise from being the laughingstock of Camelot due to your posh upbringing and archaic manners into a feared warrior by completing quests.
Puzzles & Emergent Solutions: There is no single correct way to tackle an obstacle. Need a guard's key? Bribe him with coin, strike from behind, or use a magnet through the window while your dog creates a distraction. You choose how to bend the rules.
Canine Companionship: Your loyal hound isn't just decorative—he's your trusty squire! Order him to distract guards, squeeze through tight passages, or fetch key quest items right when you need them.
Satirical Humor & 'Posh Medieval' Tone: Enjoy a sharp, witty script full of biting dialogue and a vibrant 3D cartoon art style paying homage to classic 1990s adventure games.
READY TO CLAIM THE THRONE OF CAMELOT?
Wishlist the game on Steam today and stay tuned for our upcoming Early Access launch!

